this egg fucking froze because our fridge is too cold
Why would you keep the eggs on the fridge?
we keep our eggs in the fridge…so they don’t denature? do you not refrigerate your eggs?
Because of the way our eggs are processed and the prevalence of salmonella in american chickens, americans have to fridge their eggs.
Wait, they don’t refrigerate eggs in other countries?
wait what people in other countries dont refrigerate eggs???
wait a second eggs in other countries aren’t refrigerated?????????
SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY EGGS ARENT REFRIGERATED ELSEWHERE GODDAMNIT WE ALL WANT SOME ANSWERS
I’m p sure it’s because of the way out eggs are washed in America. The wash makes it easier for bacteria to get into the egg (i.e. it spoils easier), so they have to be refrigerated to slow the process.
what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
The main one is that your body stays vicious.
Kids can’t answer basic questions
this makes me incredibly sad
‘name a country that starts with the letter u’
“canada? no nvm thats a state………..”
so instead of writing a sketch we’re gonna recreate her video for “call your girlfriend”. x
Late night dance party!!!
Harry Potter Animated Series
When a woodwind player sees sixteenth or thirty-second notes in their part, they roll their eyes and then begin to practice.
When a brass player sees sixteenth or thirty-second notes in their part, they just sort of stare at it in shock, look at the director to make sure he’s serious, then begin to rethink their life completely.
Gershwin | Rhapsody in Blue
THIS IS WHY IT SCARES ME
this post improved my life 501%
#this is not an exaggeration okay #children do say this #children do wonder why they can’t find themselves in the media #don’t fucking tell me it doesn’t matter #it matters so much #children NEED to see themselves represented #or else they grow up feeling inferior and not worthy
THIS IS FROM AGENTS OF SHIELD YOU COMPLETE ARSE
SCREW YOU TUMBLR, OKAY THE KID NEVER SAID THAT THE LEGIT LINE IS “I’m okay” THIS KID’S FAMILY REALLY POOR OKAY AND HE DIDN’T WANT HIS DAD TO SPEND MONEY FOR HIS BIRTHDAY GOD DAMN IT
GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR PRETENTIOUS SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGING
IS THIS FOR REAL HAHAHA I JUST LAUGHED MYSELF TO DEATH BYE